The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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i love how harlivy in harley focused stories is like: they’re silly and horny and they love each other so deeply and make each other better cuz they’re both besties and lovers, they’re the cheesiest romcom couple, the happiest women alive, all smiles and giggles

while in ivy’s go like: i’d bury two armies for you, die for you, kill for you, destroy and rebuild the world for u, not even the green can do us apart, i love you with my entire heart and all the plants connected to me bathed in the blood of those i killed for u, who tastes like spring and smells like the sweetest of the flowers, you’re everything to me, i wanna eat you whole so i can keep u safe, i love you

like harley is the theatrical one but ivy is the most dramatic bitch in every room. gotta love these 2